Fanfiction – Stranger Than Fiction

Stranger Than Fiction by DsirinWsdm

Length: 12 Chapters, Ongoing
Sources: Naruto
Rating: 5/5

“What if, during the time skip, Naruto wrote an autobiographical novel which became a runaway best-seller?” That’s the question “Stranger Than Fiction” asks, and it does a masterful job.

Like most really good character-centric stories, this story works to elaborate on existing characters in a canon-compatible fashion, rather than creating an alternate universe. It doesn’t succeed as wildly as “Pet Project” (Harry Potter) at convincing you that the facets were there all along, but it’s still a very nice read. Of course, I am rather biased in favor of stories which reveal a character’s true depth to the other characters, rather than just to the reader.

The author occasionally mixes tenses, and makes the odd homophone-related mix-up, but all in all, a very nice story and one that’s definitely worthy of it’s 5/5 rating.

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Interesting Poetry – Invictus

For today’s non-fanfiction post, I decided I’d start a new series focused on sharing the poems, limericks, and other forms of verse which I’ve enjoyed over the years. Just a little gift for all those people who share my dislike of searching for good stuff, but still like it when we run across it.

For those poems which are too long to quote in full, I will quote only my favorite portion, replacing the rest with […] markers. Now, on with Today’s choice:

[…]

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds, and shall find, me unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Invictus, William Ernest Henley

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Fanfiction – The Demon Prince of Konoha

The Demon Prince of Konoha by IEatChicken

Length: 14 Chapters, Ongoing
Sources: Naruto
Rating: 5/5

Some people (my brother, for example) consider OOCness to be unforgivable while others (myself included) are willing to overlook or even applaud such a change if the story is written well enough. In truth, the only difference between OOCness and an entertaining alternate universe is quality.

In “The Demon Prince of Konoha”, the aspects which are altered are Kyuubi and Naruto. However, in this story, I didn’t care. The author had successfully worked around that by plotting and writing well enough that it became unimportant. It also helps that it’s one of those few stories which chooses to be a shipper and dedicates itself to the task, rather than seemingly waffling as it tries to make up it’s mind.

The basic plot is that, as a little kid, Naruto was driven from the village. Kyuubi took pity on him and, now that the canon-timeline Chuunin exams have rolled around, he has become a legend: The Demon Prince of the Forest.

Of course, don’t take my word for it. This is one of those stories where the writing style is very important to the end result. The best I can do is to say that this story gets much of it’s quality from deliberately contrasting this Naruto with his canonical counterpart.

Heck, my only complaint about it is that the author included a chapter or two which are just author notes. Irritating, but only momentarily.

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Funny Videos – The Holy ****ing Bible

WARNING: The following link points to humor which relies heavily on profanity and blasphemy. An appropriate sense of humor is mandatory. Please note that the title is only censored on this blog.

The Holy ****ing Bible #1 – God Has A ****ing Busy Week

Just a little something I ran across which I found very amusing. I’ve only watched the first two, but the guy who does them has a great reputation on YouTube.

However, because of the use of profanity in his titles, I recommend using his profile rather than the “related” listing for getting easy access to the other videos in the series. Apparently YouTube’s relation-detection code doesn’t work very well when you put profanity in your titles.

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Fanfiction – True Hyuuga Genius

True Hyuuga Genius by Nightblade888

Length: 13 chapters, ongoing
Sources: Naruto
Rating: 4.5/5

The Plot: Namikaze Minato (the fourth Hokage) had no newborn son and Uzumaki Naruto is really Hyuuga Haran, Hinata’s twin brother, under a seal which changes his appearance. Hyuuga Hiashi gave Haran to Minato under the condition that he be given a new identity so that he could be spared the caged bird seal.

It may sound cheap and cliché at first, but this is one of those cases where the author seems to have done it because they wanted a challenge worthy of their skills.

From dodging “How could a village of shinobi not see through the disguise” by using a seal crafted by the fourth himself and later, using hair-dye and coloured contact lenses, to avoiding mediocrity by deviating just the right amount from canon events, this is a very nicely done alternate universe.

Haku does die in an anti-climactic manner, so if you’re a rabid Haku fan, this isn’t the fic for you, but if you’re willing to look past it, you’ll probably agree with me that it was a necessary evil.

While this story isn’t meant to be a comedy and you won’t laugh out loud, it does have it’s moments and, unlike some stories which are obviously trying too hard, the light sprinkling of humor in this story is a paragon of originality. Have you ever seen Aburame Shino sing “Pretty Fly For A White Guy” before?

Finally, I should warn Sasuke fans that this story doesn’t cast Sasuke in a very good light. Of course, the original Naruto story doesn’t either.

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Lair Improvement – Cable Management on a Budget

Today’s tip is budget cable management and I can think of three main techniques I use:

First, the simple and expedient method of using wood staples or hammer-in cable clips to fasten cables to wood surfaces. (The latter can often be found at dollar stores in packs of 25 to 200)

Second, for larger or more numerous cables, one can always buy screw-in hooks and then run the cables through them. I often use this technique for routing cables along the underside of my home-made desk, but it’s not very pretty, so I avoid it for places where the cables will be visible.

Finally, if you want to keep cables off the floor without them looking ugly, I recommend finding a dollar store which sells “cable tidy” kits (Essentially split plastic tubing and a tool to easily feed cable into it. Make sure you get the gray kind rather than the black kind) and then picking up some screw-in hooks (coated in white-plastic, if you have painted baseboards) and sized to fit the cable tidy tubing.

Then it’s just a matter of running the cables through the sleeve, screwing the hooks into your baseboard, and popping the bundle of cables into the hooks. Voila! Instant unobtrusive cable conduit that can be swept under without hassle.

Of course, no cable is exactly the right length. For bundling up excess cable, I recommend plastic cable ties. They’re cheap (From $1 to $5 for 100, depending on what size you’re buying), easy to use, and they work better than any of the alternatives I’ve tried. For a little extra, you can get reusable versions of the larger sizes… which I find very helpful as a way to store cables which won’t be staying in one place.

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Fanfiction – Cuture Shock

Culture Shock by Ruskbyte

Length: 2 Chapters, Ongoing
Sources: Harry Potter, Culture by I. M. Bank
Rating: 5/5 so far

In this case, I think the author’s summary says it best:

Harry Potter has just received his Hogwarts letter, but really doesn’t want to go. After all, who would want to live on a planet of all things? Especially one where the inhabitants still think nuclear energy is an advanced technology. And let’s not forget the 42,000 light year commute.

In my eyes, what gives this story such potential is that it’s the only one I can think of where the sci-fi series being crossed is neither Star Wars nor some other science fiction story incorporating a magic analogue. This is a true crossover between sci-fi and fantasy and that shows both enormous originality and enormous potential.

From what I’ve read so far, I’m greatly looking forward to how Harry and his companions will react to wizarding culture. “The Culture” is just so technologically and socially advanced that wizarding Britain is alien to Harry in the truest sense.

Of course, it was also amusing to watch Dumbledore utterly befuddled by how the various tracking charms react when their target is 42,000 light years away.

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