Interesting Poetry – The Walrus and the Carpenter

The sun was shining on the sea,
Shining with all his might:
He did his very best to make
The billows smooth and bright–
And this was odd, because it was
The middle of the night.

The Walrus And The Carpenter, Lewis Carrol

Sound familiar? Yes, it’s “The Walrus and the Carpenter” today… but how many of you readers know that Disney butchered it?

The link I’ve given points to the original which also happens to come from “Through The Looking Glass“, not “Alice’s Adventures In Wonderland“. (Both now in the public domain. If you’d like to read them online, see the external links section of the Wikipedia articles) At the very least, read the original poem.

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Fanfiction – A Surviving Mau

A Surviving Mau by Usagi-Hasano

Length: 8 Chapters, Ongoing
Sources: Ranma ½, Sailor Moon
Rating: 5/5

An insanely cute six-year-old boy with cat ears and a tail fighting for justice. Sound like an anime? Well, not unless you can get permission from Rumiko Takahashi. It’s “A Surviving Mau” by Usagi-Hasano and the boy is Ranma Saotome.

The plot is as follows: Fatally wounded at the hands of one of Galaxia’s minions, Sailor Mau manages to find an intact teleportation crystal. Giving it some (almost random) targeting instructions, she survives long enough to pass on her powers (and in the process, her species) to a sleepless Ranma Saotome.

What follows is a well written and highly entertaining account of Ranma gaining a companion in the form of a somewhat unusual kitten named Miki, meeting Ukyo in a slightly different fashion, slowly learning about his powers thanks to his propensity for following his instincts, and so on.

Want more incentive? How about a quote?

The cops could only stare for several moments until captain — a large and muscular serious man — snapped his fingers. “I want everybody to try and figure out who that little cat-boy is who just saved everyone here. Search the whole country if you have to.”

“Err, why is that, sir?” One of the officers asked in confusion. If the boy was anything like the super heroes that usually popped up in places, then there was zero chance they would find him unless he wanted to be found.

“Because,” the captain began, “he was adorable.” That statement caused everyone who listened intently to face-fault… hard.

Of course, what Ranma fic would be complete without a Jusenkyo curse? Except, in this case, Ranma goes to Jusenkyo immediately after Genma leaves Ukyo behind and his kitten companion falls into the same spring as he does. Of course, telling you the details would ruin the fun.

Whether or not you normally like cute stuff, you’ll probably like this fic. It’s one of those fics which really deserves it’s 5/5 rating.

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Interesting Poetry – The Chimney-Sweeper, London

Today, being rather busy, I can’t provide much commentary. Instead, I’ll be providing two short poems from William Blake’s “Songs of Experience”, hoping to make up for that. Both are excerpts, so be sure to click the citation links for the full versions. You may also want to read the rest of Blake’s Songs of Innocence and Experience.

Because I was happy upon the heath,
And smiled among the winters snow,
They clothed me in the clothes of death,
And taught me to sing the notes of woe.

The Chimney-Sweeper, William Blake (Songs of Experience)

In every cry of every man
In every infants cry of fear,
In every voice, in every ban
The mind-forged manacles I hear.

London, William Blake (songs of experience)

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Fanfiction – A Friend In Deed

A Friend In Deed by FFML Tim

Length: Oneshot
Sources: Harry Potter
Rating: 4/5

Well, there I was, sitting at my computer trying to think of what to review when I didn’t have time to re-read something else on my TODO list. Obviously, the answer came to me in the form of a Fanfiction.net “New Story Alert” e-mail.

“A Friend In Deed” is a reasonably successful attempt to write a Harry/Fleur shipper without resorting to boring cliché. I prefer to see it as the first Harry/Fleur shipper I know which doesn’t go overboard, is reasonably believable, and doesn’t go on and on, diluting the plot with events which, in all honesty, are just filler.

If you like Harry/Fleur, or if you’re curious about how it might actually work, try this. Now I’m going to get back to my assigned coursework.

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Interesting Poetry – The Blue and the Gray

Today’s poem is one that, ironically enough, I found excerpted in the loading screen for a Tribes 2 level. This is a long poem, so it is that excerpt that I will be sharing. As usual when I excerpt something, you can click the citation line for the full version.

By the flow of the inland river,
Whence the fleets of iron have fled,
Where the blades of the grave-grass quiver,
Asleep are the ranks of the dead:

The Blue and the Gray, Francis Miles Finch

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Fanfiction – Feel Like A Woman

Feel Like A Woman by Dragon Man 180 & Jedi Mistress 1990

Length: 11 Chapters, Ongoing
Sources: Naruto
Rating: 4.5/5

Ok, show of hands: How many people have read a fic that was so crazy it worked? Well, this story almost qualifies. It’s crazy, but I’m not entirely certain how much of it’s success is due to the crazy idea and how much is just plain quality.

Anyway, “Feel Like A Woman” is an entertaining look at what happens when creative people jump on the cliché bandwagon. Why did Uchiha Itachi massacre his clan? Because, no thanks to Uchiha Fugaku, she grew up disguised as a boy.

Yes, the concept seems crazy, but this is one of those cases which shows that, with enough skill, an author can make just about any plot work. In this case, the main reason it does work is because the two co-authors recognize the importance of character-centric storytelling and creative use of original events.

The story focuses on Itachi as she grows up along with the people who she interacts with. Naturally, various people find out but, for better or worse, they agree to keep her secret. It’s not complete yet, but given the quality of the storytelling, I’m hopeful that the authors will be able to transition their protagonist to an antagonist without totally botching the job.

Any Star Wars fans should recognize how similar the relationship between this Itachi and canon Itachi is to Anakin Skywalker and Darth Vader. I still don’t think George Lucas managed to pull that one off very well.

Anyway, a great story and well worth the read.

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Interesting Poetry – The Wombat

I feel like some humor, so today’s poem is “The Wombat” by Ogden Nash. It’s just a short little thing, but I feel everybody should read it at least once… especially since a large portion of the population already has.

The wombat lives across the seas,
Among the far Antipodes.
He may exist on nuts and berries,
Or then again, on missionaries;
His distant habitat precludes
Conclusive knowledge of his moods,
But I would not engage the wombat
In any form of mortal combat.

The Wombat, Ogden Nash

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