Dyson Yarn-Ball Habitat

One of the interesting ideas I first ran across in amateur fiction was the idea of weaving a bunch of Niven-style Ringworlds together to produce something with more surface area than the sci-fi interpretation of a Dyson Sphere (a hollow but solid shell around a star) and no need for “shadow squares” to create a day/night cycle.

Out of curiosity, I decided to see if I could give myself a rough estimate of the minimum amount of habitable space on such a construct. Of course, I have no expertise in this kind of math and I probably made a mistake or two, so any input would be greatly appreciated.

>>> import math

>>> # Thanks to appropriate Wikipedia articles 
>>> # for the source data
>>> RWWidth = 16e5 # Ringworld width in KM
>>> RWCircumference = 9.7e8 # also in KM


>>> RWSurface = 1.6e15
>>> EarthSurface = 510072000
>>> DysonSurface = 2.72e17

>>> MinNumberOfRings = RWCircumference / RWWidth
>>> MinWeaveSurface = MinNumberOfRings * RWSurface

>>> MinWeaveSurface / DysonSurface
3.5661764705882355
>>> # So the minimum surface area for this
>>> # construct would give roughly 3.5 times as
>>> # much surface area as a sci-fi Dyson Sphere

>>> MinWeaveSurface / EarthSurface
1901692310.1052401
>>> #...and just under 2 billion times as much 
>>> # space as earth.

…of course, I have no clue what modifications would be necessary to produce an Earth-like night/day cycle just from the rings passing behind and in front of each other… or if it’s even possible. Entertaining thought exercise though.

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Fanfiction – Snape’s Worst Nightmare

Snape’s Worst Nightmare by Draco664

Length: 7 Chapters, Complete
Sources: Harry Potter
Rating: 5/5

Feeling like a post-canon story? Well, this isn’t HBP-compliant (I usually avoid anything where a favored character has died. Too depressing.), but it’s definitely a worthwhile read. In short, watch as 9 Weasleys and a set of Potter triplets drive Snape batty.

The writing is good, the pranks are great, and the plot provides a nice dose of good innocent fun.

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More Portal Fun

Just a couple of quick links I ran across today:

Update: …and a related XKCD comic.

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Fanfiction – Thousand Shinji

Thousand Shinji by Academia Nut

Length: 13 Chapters, Ongoing
Sources: Neon Genesis Evangelion, Warhammer 40k
Rating: 5/5

Ever notice how Evangelion fanfiction with a less spineless Shinji seems to follow a certain pattern with him being trained by someone powerful and then ending up confident and often cunning enough to keep a low profile? …and how a similar pattern exists in stories which replace Shinji with someone braver? (eg. Ranma) How about a story which does it so well that it employs almost no recycled plot elements whatsoever?

In “Thousand Shinji”, we see a Shinji whose cunning is more Gendo-like… as it probably would be in real life. We also see that he’s human enough for his mask to crack every now and then and to, against his will, start to see Misato as a alternate mother. (his own term) It also has a wonderfully philosophical show of Shinji getting Rei to think for herself… which results in her making a decision Shinji didn’t intend (she decides to worship the most slovenly of the Warhammer 40k chaos gods) and a nicely original personality for our emotion-exploring Rei. (Trust me. You have to read it to believe it.)

I also love the new egypt-themed paint jobs the Evas get (If I can ever find time to learn to draw, I’ll have to whip up some fanart.) and the never-before-seen plot twist of Gendo taking Alka-Seltzer (cherry-flavored because he’s out of the regular stuff) and telling Fuyutsuki that, because he’s so busy with SEELE, he doesn’t have time to figure out how deep his son’s schemes go.

Usually, the author just keeps the schemes hidden from Gendo… and that gets old quickly. It’s so freeing (both plot-wise and to the author’s creativity) to have Shinji so manipulative that he can get away with things that’d normally have him killed or locked up. (You’ll see what I mean) …and it’s a ton of fun to see Shinji getting his kicks by purposefully annoying Asuka and Rei having fun by spoiling Shinji’s less important schemes. (Like annoying Asuka and then successfully evading pursuit)

Of course, if nothing else, you should read this to see Shinji gleefully sync directly with the berserker soul of Eva 01, almost forgetting to sync with his mother’s soul so they will get a normal-seeming sync ratio measurement. (Not that he knows it’s his mother’s soul yet)

The author does have an ongoing problem with mixing tenses, but it’s mainly with regards to dialogue (eg. “says” instead of “said”) and not really that noticeable when you’re enjoying the story… and I enjoyed it enough that I wish I still rated things out of 6. Among many reasons, because the author recognizes that judicious use of mild curse words adds realism to dialogue and thought.

There are a fair few other highly entertaining and original bits to this story, but this review is already long enough, so I’ll just have to say they’re great and let you read for yourself.

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Web Wandering – A Portal Remix

Now a little something for fellow Portal fans. I give you “The Device Has Been Modified” by Victims of Science.

Source: YouTube (MP3)

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Fanfiction – A Bad Week At The Wizengamot

A Bad Week At The Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter

Length: 3 Chapters, Complete
Sources: Harry Potter
Rating: 5/5

Slytherins are supposed to be cunning, right? Ever get the feeling that the magical world as a whole has inbred their way to subhuman intelligence? Well, this fic will show you what a super-Slytherin Harry Potter should act like. Starting the day after having his wand snapped at the beginning of book 5, Harry starts applying political and economic pressure. Within a week, wizarding Britain is cut off at the knees and the laughing stock of the rest of the wizarding world.

But wait, there’s more. The second chapter shows all the fun Sirius Black gets to have as interim minister of magic while Harry is enjoying life operating a vinyard in France and the third chapter shows a deranged Cornelius Fudge trying (and failing miserably) to become a dark lord.

All in all, the fic ranges from amusing to hilarious and I’d recommend it to anyone who wants a pick-me-up.

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Interesting Poetry – “Full Fathom Five”

Today’s poetry quote isn’t a poem per se, but rather an excerpt from The Tempest by William Shakespeare which I found particularly memorable after hearing it quoted in an undersea documentary film. Enjoy…

Full fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes;
Nothing of him that does fade,
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.
Sea-nymphs hourly ring his knell:
Ding-dong,
Hark! Now I hear them – Ding-dong, bell.

The Tempest, William Shakespeare

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