I’m not really sure why, but this weekend, I ended up not only noticing a FanFiction.net author’s poll for picking the top 5 Naruto authors from a list of 50, but taking the time to examine all 50 choices. Suffice it to say, the poor quality of almost every choice on the list was beyond embarrassing. (I’m assuming the 50 choices were finalists of some sort, proposed by “the average FanFiction.net user”)
Most of them were the kind of authors I wouldn’t read if you paid me (people who, as far as I can tell, spend their time writing tired, cliché, fix-it or shipper plots that were done to death years ago) and, of the 10 who have actually written at least one story I recognize as something I’d consider worth reading in retrospect, almost none of them are the authors I’d really recommend for their skill, talent, wit, cleverness, and/or ability to keep it up over the course of several fics.
Given that I had a little free time and a decent collection of records on what I’ve read and liked, I decided to compose my own list, complete with the fics that earned them their place. I really didn’t want to sort all 50 from best to worst, so it’s in alphabetical order instead.
Not everything they write is good, but each of them wrote something good at least once and all of them demonstrated that skill and/or luck in Naruto fanfic. (I’m not sure I’d have been able to find 30 authors, let alone 50, if I limited myself to people who wrote more good stuff than bad over the course of their interest in fanfiction)
Enjoy and, if you think I missed someone, please leave a comment so I can check them out.
- Aleh (Appreciation)
- Andoriol (Naruto: Lord of Konoha)
- Angel of Snapdragons (A Drop of Poison)
- anothvortex (all four stories)
- Asha’man of Fire (Kitsune on Campus)
- atom-of-ice (Naruto’s Advice)
- Average Naruto (Tomato)
- Bloodreaver Alpha (Diary of a Madman: Memoirs of a Nukenin)
- brown phantom (Students of the Snake, Naruto’s Kit)
- Case13 (Reload, The Art of the Deal… and I’m told his other Naruto stuff is amazing too but it’s still on my to-read list)
- Chibi-Reaper (Overlord, Uzumaki Naruto, Sorceror for hire, and various clever ideas that haven’t been written far enough yet to list)
- Chilord (Bondage Style!)
- ChoppedHige (Nicknames and Shadows)
- Crimson Skies (This Time Around)
- Denim88 (Cracked Mask)
- DisobedienceWriter (Naruto’s Compensation)
- dogbertcarrol (Glaring Problems, Play it again, Naruto!)
- Dragon Man 180 (Feel Like A Woman)
- drakensis (The Night The House of Cards Was Built, Cheaters Prosper)
- EdStargazer (Naruto: Captured)
- froznfox72 (Geniuses of Hard Work)
- gsteemso (The Disorderly Princess and the Fiery Steed)
- HitokiriOTD (The Book of Naruto)
- Innortal (Shinobi OneHalf, The Naruto Omake Files: Innortal Style)
- Jade R. Raven (The Rival)
- Jonakhensu (Kyuubi no Cabbit)
- Jonque (The Missing Hokage)
- Kenchi618 (Better Left Unsaid)
- Kraken’s Ghost (Foxhound)
- leafygirl (Loophole)
- Lord Archive (Between Deception and Truth)
- Lucillia (Time MixUp, History Exam, Little Uzumaki, The Consequences of Drunken Experiments, Chickenzilla, 5 Hokages, Underwear the Cat, Pet Names, Yukiko, and various others)
- Majin Hentai X (Naruto: Game of the Year Edition)
- Minnionette (Switched!)
- MockV (A Twist of Chance)
- MogTheGnome (The Great Romantic, Naruto, the Spanking Nin, The Imprint, The REAL Sound Nin, and less memorable others)
- Nes Mikel (Garden of Sanctuary, Medusa Javelin, Empyreal Paradox)
- nobody102 (Scorpion’s Disciple)
- notgonnasay09 (Guardian’s Wings)
- Nugar (Ask Me No Questions, Anything and Everything)
- Orrunan (Uprooted)
- Ozzallos (Tales of the FoxCat)
- Sarah1281 (It’s For a Good Cause, I Swear!)
- Shadow Crystal Mage (Death and the Uchiha)
- ShaperV (Time Braid)
- Smylingsnake (Oops!)
- S’TarKan (Out of Darkness: A Jinchuuriki’s Tale, Team 8)
- The Red Dragons Order (Flip Flop and Fly)
- TwinEnigma (Secretive, Transcendental Idealism, House of Dogs, Replica, Ad Oculos, Side Effects May Occur, Alternate Hosting, and less memorable others)
- yasuhei (Ganbatte ne, Oirokechan)
Runners-up:
Entries in this section didn’t make the top 50 list, not necessarily because they weren’t as good, but because I don’t remember them very well, so I have to take my records’ word for it that they’re good… and I don’t trust my younger self’s judgement without nostalgia to back it up. 😛
Some of them are here due to a lack of quality though. They’re still good… just not quite good enough to match one or more similar authors in the list above.
- Arthur Hansen (Infinite Sharingan)
- BukkakeNoJutsu (Coping Mechanisms)
- Danfiction (Naruto Reborn:Sasuke Uchiha)
- daniel-gudman (Spying no Jutsu)
- DigiFruit (Kakashi Junior)
- Eleature (Fuinjutsu)
- esama (End of one world)
- Iced Blood (No Longer Alone)
- KyuubiMan (Prove the Pervert Wrong)
- lord of the land of fire (That Look, Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud)
- Perfect Lionheart (Chunin Exam Day)
- recodan (No More Underwear)
- Saiyan Angie (The Benefits of Omnipotence)
- sambomaster (Cloud Age Symphony)
- TheGreatHibiki (Memories)
- Thundereaper (The Dichotomy of Namikaze Naruto)
Note: Before I get any flames about Chunin Exam Day being down here, please keep in mind that I’m perfectly willing to admit that Perfect Lionheart does have a knack for writing catchy stories with strong starts… he just draws them out and gradually changes them until they’re not what I wanted anymore. (I’ve often wondered whether he’s a troll or just arrogant and too full of hubris)
Late-Comers:
This is where I put authors who wrote really good stuff… but I only found it after I’d written the first version of this post.